Musings of an Unpaid Idiot

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imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via shakespeareishq)

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valjean walking in to his kitchen and there’s a strange man there and he’s about to grab a pan and knock him out but marius just screams and holds up a bag of potpourri and he’s not really sure what to do with that


(via terrencemann)

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